A fairly safe joke for this Friday 🙂
A man survives a plane crash in Nepal and starts to wonder to find help and civilisation, but collapses after some hours. He wakes up to find himself in front of a warm fire and wrapped in a blanket.
“Welcome to my home. I found you wondering in the mountains and in need of help. Stay here until you are better,” explained a kindly monk.
After some days of rest, the man wakes one morning and makes finds the monk having some breakfast.
“It is good to see you are well again. You are welcome to stay until you can return to the town. I have only one rule in this house. If you mistreat my daughter, you will face the 3 Chinese Tortures.”
“Hey, you’ve just saved my life. I have no problem following that rule.”
On saying this, the daughter enters the room with breakfast. The man is stunned by how beautiful she is, and immediately understands why the monk made such a comment. That night, the man couldn’t help himself. Not having had sex in some time, and incredibly attracted to the daughter, he made his way to her room and had his wicked way with her.
The next morning, the man awoke to find a large rock resting on his chest, and a note attached to it. It read:
Chinese torture number one. Rock on chest.
The man, confused and befuddled, took the rock and threw it out of the window. On the window was a second note:
Chinese torture number two. Left nut tied to rock.
In mad panic, the man jumped after the rock and landed in a bush. Thanking his lucky stars he read the note, he saw another note on the bush.
Chinese torture number three. Right nut tied to bed.
Add your own in the comments if you want to share a laugh…